My mum just called me, she left me a message asking what I was up to. Now if we all spoke the truth I would've said 'hi mum, Fred's on his Xbox, eldest is catching up on Love Island oh and I'm reviewing a clitoral stimulator'. Safe to say I just said 'writing up some reviews, will speak later'.
When Smile Makers pinged into my inbox for review, I actually thought it was a tooth whitening brand. Reading through the first two lines on e-mail, it became apparent that this little device wouldn't be making my teeth gleam, but rather my nether regions. Not normally one to review intimate products (although I have written up on the benefits of semen and a 'sex box subscription'), I thought it would make a change from skincare!
As a single parent with limited time and my youngest having just had an emergency operation, there is little time left for me - if any. I'm not going to write about the amazing orgasms this device gives but what I will say is that it worked, with little noise and in about 90 seconds flat. Literally.
The Poet is the first of it's kind (as far as I am aware) to use air pulse as its USP in clitoral stimulators. It is shaped like a diamond egg, with a point at one end and interchangeable diamond shape pieces on the other. It is suppose to evoke a rosebud and well rosebud or not it is certainly very pleasant.
The design is meant to be held on the clitoris so that the air pulsing gently teases and captivates your vulva and clitoris into a small suction. There are different size 'mouths' to get the perfect fit for you. There are 5 different pulsation modes, from a constant humming to more 'rhythmatic' beats, which are named 'quiver, climax, spiral, heartbeat and cha cha cha! To further intensify the experience simply press the sides together for a full on mind blowing sensation.
The kit also comes with a charger, so no need for batteries and it also comes with Generous Gel lubricant - ideal if menopausal, need a little help moistening up and you want to combine with an internal vibrator or your partner!
The cost of the gadget comes in at a rather expensive £119.99 but is worth every penny. If you are a busy mum, short on time, exhausted but just want to make sure everything still works, menopausal, wanting to involve your partner then it really is money well spent. You can purchase this here Smile Makers
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